I'm Sorry - I Don't Even...What? Halloween You Say? Victoria's Secret Now Does 'Costumes'

DO NOT GET.

VICTORIA'S SECRET, STEP AWAY FROM THE CANDY BATS!

Seriously, I've seen some awful sexy halloween costumes for sale in my time, sexy bunny, sexy cop, sexy pregnant woman, sexy..elephant...ummm....sexy beer girls, I guess all we have left now is stuff like sexy pillows? Well, not if you're shopping at Victoria's secrets because apparently its not good enough to be sexy anymore, you have to be NAKEEEDDD. Wet T-shirt party!!!! 

I dont joke, these things are.....heinous. Thats the only word I have left in me:

Sexy Bride? WTF? I am confused.com

2 months early honey, back in the box you go.

.......would you EVER wear ANY of these? And I mean in PUBLIC.